FROZEN METERS




It's so cold - how cold is it? - that:


-the nostrils freeze when you inhale

-the windshield wiper fluid won't come out

-60 percent of the city's automated, newly-privatized parking meter boxes don't work


The last is the number given by the The Parking Ticket Geek at The Expired Meter (this is a great website to know about if you drive in the Windy City and need to fight a ticket).

Read more about it here and here and here.