SATYA'S CHI-TOWN YOGA INDEX


Number of yoga classes taught this week: 14

Number of students taught this week: 150

Number of pregnant students who left after ten minutes: 1

Number of students who flagged Teacher down to ask detailed alignment questions while the class held Mari A for eons: 1

Number of students displeased with the answer ("Don’t analyze -- Do!"): 1

Number of students Teacher then avoided like The Plague: 1

Number of students not with child (that we know of) who walked out early: 15

Number of students who got the “You skip savasana, you go crazy!” lecture: 12

Number who listened: 5

Number who then took savasana: 0