COP-OUT


I’m feeling under the weather today (that’s what happens after a tre intense yoga practice -- more on that soon) so there's little to tell........although I did overhear someone in Gokalum telling her friend that she had to pay the police a Rs 500 fine (about $11) for driving aorund without her scooter insurance papers. Later that day she located said proof -- and went to the police station to try to get her money back (and was dumbfounded when it didn't work). Lately I've been doing U-turns / skeedaddling each and every time I see The Man in his white shirt and cowboy hat. So far, so good....

In any case I am having loose motions and a temperature and the beginnings of the washing machine effect, which means I am staying close to the john and you are privy to my latest list:


CJ’S MYSORE DICTIONARY '04


Bandh--Strike

Cum--And

Loose Motions--Diarrhea

Doo-Doo--Money

Bucks--Rupees

Free Size--One Size

Auto--Rickshaw

West Asia --Middle East

Nursing Home--Hospital

Hotel--Restaurant

Lodge--Hotel

Military Hotel--Serves Meat

Mess--Cheap Restaurant

Vest--Tank Top

Banian--T-Shirt

Pure--Virgin

Fast Guy--Bad One

Fresh--Looking Nice

Eve-Teasing--Groping

Engaged--Busy

Marriage--Wedding

Neutral--Transvestite

Tusker--Elephant

Load Shedding--Power Outage

In Station--At Home

Sludge--Mud

Formals--Dress Clothes

Slippers--Flip-Flops

Caesars--Scissors

Rail--Train

Snap--Photo

Chats--Snacks

Timings--Schedule

Shift--Move

Make a Move-- Let’s Go